- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What do black people eat? Food.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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