- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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