- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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