- Anti Joke

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.