What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Not a joke.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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