What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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