What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Women's Rights

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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