- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither did she.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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