- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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