- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Chris Bosh's neck

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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