- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Albino African Americans

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

V I T A M I N C !

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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