Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Anti Joke

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