What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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