- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Cancer.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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