- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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