- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

If i open this door you can go trough it

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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