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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did? Yes

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

hard cheese

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Ben Affleck

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it