- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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