Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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XD Jackass.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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roak

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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