Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Your mother is so fat.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Dyslexia ruels!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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