- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

so today i took a poop. hehe

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

haha black people :D

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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