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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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im gay

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Poop

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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