Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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PENIS

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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epic win?

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Anti Joke

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