- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Yanter, Look it up

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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