Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Bitch

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

your mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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