- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A chicken walks into a barn.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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