An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

no pun intended

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

He--Hey guys

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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