Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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gay pom...

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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MySpace.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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