Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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VAL SUCKS

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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MySpace.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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gay pom...

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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