Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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