How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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penis?

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Anti Joke

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