- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

book 'em danno

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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