Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

An Artic Storm.

How you know when dislextic

2 Penises

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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