Praise Paisley

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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