- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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