What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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women's rights, lol

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Anti Joke

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