- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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