- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

brittney griner

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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