- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

EGGPLANT

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

ur mum

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

James Patrick Campbell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

7+5=12

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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