what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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no

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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