- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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