A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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