- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

I shot a bitch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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