What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Black people

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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