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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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