What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

guest what i love pancakes

The WNBA.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

A person from Singapore eats

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Obama

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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