Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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