Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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