What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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