- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just pooped that is all!

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Yanter, Look it up

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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