- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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